blair waldorf (♥)

I'm a huge fan of Blair Waldorf, I always love her style, her hair, her headband, her waist skirt, her Chuck Bass (sigh) but most of all, I love her spontaneous responses, so here, I present to you, a few of my favorite Blair Waldorf's quotes! starting from the latest season to the first season!

#1
Blair: Mother, how could you? I mean, no offense to Cyrus, but do you really think the world needs another Aaron Rose?

-Season 3, Episode 11-

#2
Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.

-Season 3, Episode 9-

#3
Blair: [to Dorota] Hello is the word you're looking for.

-Season 3, Episode 11-

#4
Blair: [to J] This is not your wedding day. Cotillion only happens once!

-Season 3, Episode 9-

#5
Blair: [to posse] Enough! I am in no mood to hear you fawn over some girl with tacky accessories who lives to recycle.

-Season 3, Episode 6-

#6
Blair: [to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!

-Season 3, Episode 4-

#7
Blair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!

-Season 3, Episode 3-

#8

Blair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

-Season 3, Episode 3-

#9

Blair: Spare me, S. I get every issue of Hello and OK! there is. I know what you did this summer, and who. Cristiano Ronaldo? I hope you got your shots before you traveled. Should I be worried?


-Season 3, Episode 1-

#10

Chuck: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. You've hurt me too many times.
Chuck: Then believe me this time.
Blair: That's it?
Chuck: [pauses] I love you, too. (they kiss)
Blair: Can you say it twice? (laughs) No, I'm serious, say it twice.
Chuck: I love you, I love you, I love you. (kissing)

-Season 2, Episode 25-

#11
Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

-Season 2, Episode 24-

#12

Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

-Season 2, Episode 23-

#13

Blair: You don't sound like yourself.
Georgina: That's because I'm not.
Blair: I don't think Jesus would like that.
Georgina: You can tell Jesus the bitch is back.

-Season 2, Episode 23-

#14

Blair: Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?
Dorota: You need to calm nerves and warm vocal cords. You want tea?
Blair: No. I want Dan Humphrey's head on a platter.

-Season 2, Episode 18-

#15

Blair: Ladies, you can get your tiny brains to rest. Once again the world has proven - anything you can do, I can do better.

-Season 2, Episode 17-

#16

Blair: Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

-Season 2, Episode 13-

#17

Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.

-Season 2, Episode 12-

#18
Blair: Screw Grace Kelly. I need a scheme.
Dorota: Oh no...
Blair: That tiny man must have a secret I can exploit

-Season 2, Episode 11-

#19

Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The question is, Bass — will you?

-Season 2, Episode 7-

#20

Serena: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
Blair: Not everyone can be.

-Season 2, Episode 6-

#21

Blair: Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, Serena!

-Season 2, Episode 5-

#22

Chuck: You don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: You never belong to anyone.

-Season 1, Episode 18-

#23

Blair: (kicks Chuck's leg) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.

-Season 1, Episode 18-

#24

Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.

-Season 1, Episode 16-

#25
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.

-Season 1, Episode 13-

#26

Blair: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been... a while since my last confession.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.

-Season 1, Episode 8-

#27

Blair: Game recognizes game, Little J. But you have to show more respect. This is the last time I'll help you. Next time you cross me, I won't be as forgiving.

-Season 1, Episode 7-

#28

Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut

-Season 1, Episode 3-

#29

Blair: If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. You gotta decide if all this is worth it

-Season 1, Episode 3-

#30

Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

-Season 1, Episode 1-

so what's your fave Blair's quotes?

xoxo,

C